Around 1541 there was a fundamentalist Cardinal named Carafa who during the Reformation began censoring classic art by chopping off penises or covering them with a fig leaf. The Council of Trent (1545 – 1563) condemned all nudity in religious art and further hacked away at all willies. Unfortunately, as one explored Rome there is not a penis in sight. Apparently, they are all stored in a secret room in the Vatican. Go figure!!!
Well, they missed one and my buddy Dalton and I found it.
