The weather turned bad for a time so all you could do was stay inside and watch Mexican television. Here is what I saw.
The Elian Gonzalez channel. Again, I really mean it.
And this guy showing you how to put his medicine up your penis with a plastic syringe.
French game shows.
Evil voodoo lady.
BBC World News. Yum.
The handsome German channel.
The Fidel Castro channel. I really mean it!
The confused Italian channel.
This is wrong. Stars Wars in Spanish no less.
Weather from around the world.
The angry German channel.
Fat and damp. Yikes.
Mexican version of “Friends.”
Mexican “Betty Ford” clinic.
Incessant soccer.
Mexican nightly news.
Mexican equivalent of a gay young Regis.