1273-Scary Mom

Finally found one of these moms whose family was working through their fear of mortality by advertising it to the … More

1239-Left Hand Eating

After twelve days on the bike I developed what is called “throttle hand.” Even though the bike has a mechanical … More

1235-Dipshit

I received this email from Bank of America wanting me to create a “SiteKey” for my account. They wanted me … More

1120-We’re All Gonna Die

Saw this emergency warning down the street from my parent’s house in Southern California. It’s either this or ebola. Start … More

1116-Airport Stories

I was on a long convoluted flight from New Orleans back to Alaska that stopped in Los Angeles, San Francisco, … More

1115-Instant Karma

Karma is a principle of causality in many Asian religions that maintains for every act done, no matter how insignificant, … More

1114-School Bus

I drove a school bus for four years when I was in college. Not one time did anyone fall asleep … More

1091-Only in California

Now I’m in Southern California and will start collecting even more crazy stuff than I collected in Alaska. Here we … More

1045-Key Club

Groucho Marx once said, “I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a … More

1043-Santa Returns

Yes, I was the Santa this year for our Division family Xmas party. I got suckered into being Santa since … More

1042-Going To Hell?

I was in the gym here in Southern California last week and ended my routine in the sauna. While I … More

1039-Obey?

obey |ōˈbā| verb [ with obj. ] comply with the command, direction, or request of (a person or a law); … More

1033-Femine Leash

Saw this sticker stuck to the back of a school sign. It must have been the result of a very … More

964-Carl’s Art

A good friend and wonderful artist – Carl Jacobson, sent me this photo of one of my puzzles reflecting off … More

956-Dirty Hoe

Chicago has a lot of crazy shit going down, but I appreciated this guy’s business model. Is that a patch … More

954-Alex’s Art

Crossed with an old colleague on a recent trip to SoCal. I used to teach with Alex Cima at Fullerton … More

951-Signs

Here are crazy signs I’ve recently seen. This was outside on a venue in downtown San Francisco. It’s something I usually … More